Winner: apepper
Runners-Up: "Russians in full retreat from area of Chernobyl after unusual animals spotted." (camz); "The interview at the Playboy Club didn't go as well as Dave had hoped." (Modelmaker)
Johnson Plans Dignified Resignation
Updated: Apr 17, 2022
Rishi "no-mates" Sunak has difficulty finding the gate to the party.
Gray Rabbit inspects No 10 patio ahead of final partygate report
Easter Ltd. lays off 3,500 delivery bunnies as firm struggles to pay fuel costs of transporting eggs
That guy looks exactly like that Hollywood actor....what's his name?
Brexit 'Sunlit Uplands' finally discovered by pantomime rabbit that lives in Michael Gove's head, working the controls.