Winner: Dick Everyman
Runners-Up: "Bill Gates denies 5G link to age reversal gene therapy" (Oshaughnessy); "Carl's classmates had voted him 'Most Likely To Be Arrested For Stalking And Issued With A Restraining Order'" (FlashArry)
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