Experts warn of 'Very Real Risk' that festivals may go ahead this Summer.
- Kit Caboodle
- Feb 14, 2022
- 1 min read
Updated: Feb 20, 2022
Winner: Pat Ward

Runners-Up: "Three more hapless victims of the terrible Hippy-Eye-Stealer" (Flash 'Arry); "James fooled no one. His 'invisible cymbals' were shite." (camz)