Winner: Flash Arry
Runners-Up: "The DJs replaced their usual set of House, Garage and Jungle with Manor, Stable Block and Manicured Lawn." (Midfield Diamond); "Oi, you, yes you - I've got your Mum on the phone, she wants to know if you'll want your tea when you get home" (Sinnick).
'Look - there's that one I shagged last year at Latitude...'
These Nuremberg rallies were better when half the attendees weren't on Zoom