"Shoplifters are Targeting our Welcome to Shropshire Tea Towels. They Exchange Them for Crack."
- Kit Caboodle
- Apr 17, 2023
- 1 min read
Updated: Apr 23, 2023
Winner: Myke

Runners-Up: "No we’ve never actually, like, sold anything. But there’s a huge market out there." (@Lil_beethoven); "Melissa's friends told her she was totally wasting her PhD in Nuclear and Particle Physics." (Dick Everyman)