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"Shoplifters are Targeting our Welcome to Shropshire Tea Towels. They Exchange Them for Crack."

Writer's picture: Kit CaboodleKit Caboodle

Updated: Apr 23, 2023

Winner: Myke


Runners-Up: "No we’ve never actually, like, sold anything. But there’s a huge market out there." (@Lil_beethoven); "Melissa's friends told her she was totally wasting her PhD in Nuclear and Particle Physics." (Dick Everyman)

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