WINNER
Socialist uses yoga to abolish piers of the realm (from jimskinz)
RUNNERS UP
Gillian Keegan conducting active negotiations with the teachers' unions. (Daniel Temelkov)
Latest Tsunami early warning system called into question. (dickeveryman)
Bridge between Britain and Ireland willed into existence. (SteveB)
Wife who demanded to be placed on pedestal unsure of how to get down (FlashArry)
Samira's guru smiled at her dedication. She'd stayed relaxed as the council had dismantled the pier. (Camz)