"Then Liz Said to Penny, "If You Don't Back Out, I'll Rip Your Guts Out.""

Winner: NOT Titus

Runners-Up: ""Don’t look but your dad’s stealing wine again," Judy Finnigan tells daughter," (jimskinz);

"Mary-Jo points Ellie-May in the direction of an out-of-State abortion clinic." (Dick Everyman)