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British Man Arrested for Socks Trafficking.

Updated: Jun 25, 2023

Winner: DeskPilot

Runners-Up: "Mark was worried when he couldn't remember which sock he had hidden his credit card in." (McDabble); "Huge shock as big toe injury forces top seed Guevara out of World Hopscotch semifinals." (Dick Everyman).



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Des Cann
Des Cann
Jun 23, 2023

Simon smugly thought to himself "You may have more hair than me but your still a complete twat for wearing socks in this heat".

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Des Cann
Des Cann
Jun 23, 2023

John was horrified to discover he'd walked five miles with precisely one sock pulled all the way up.

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Ayeswideopen
Jun 22, 2023

Jane's missing sock turns up 3 weeks later

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