Winner: Lockjaw
Runners-Up: "The Scandi noir treatment of Worzel Gummidge was considered a little too controversial by the BBC." (Hokeyloki); "When using public transport, always give a clear and unambiguous signal that you want the bus to stop." (Flash Arry).
New Antony Gormley sculpture fails to impress.
Reviews hail the new Wicker Man/YMCA mashup a triumph!
Sunak EU Deal Latest: DUP to join KKK.
Shouldn't we be wearing pillowcase masks with eyeholes for this kind of thing?