Winner: Dick Everyman
Runners-Up: "Hide Park." (Midfield Diamond); "I'm coming home. Turns out it's a group for smogwalkers." (Peter Halpin).
Claude Monet's 'Woman in Long Puffa Coat with Mobile Phone', "Possibly a Fake," Says Expert.
Updated: May 28, 2023
"I'm coming home. Turns out it's a group for smog walkers."
Ultra low emission zones not all they're cracked up to be, say coughing Londoners.
Hi Dad, I'm afraid Fido and I have just been killed crossing the road but the amazing thing is that apparently you can still get a phone signal whilst in limbo.