Winner: Sinnick
Runners-Up: "Britain’s synchronised swimming team make bold choice to begin performance with Bridge game." (@simonjjames); "Sirens down tools as pay talks collapse" (Flash ‘Arry)
Honourable Mention: "They're not buoys, they're gurls." (Lockjaw)
You don't think there's....Piranhas down there ? Nah...probably Boris.
Researchers warn micro-plastic pollution can have 'very serious side effects' on wild swimmers.
Syncronised bingo event is the latest victim of climate change
‘Duck house’ owning Tory MP files expenses claim for new garden feature.
Are you 100% sure Boris Johnson can't swim.