"Please, Dad, Come Home. Mum Says you can be the Easter Bunny too if That’s What you Really Want."
- Kit Caboodle
- Dec 25, 2023
- 1 min read
Updated: Dec 31, 2023
Winner: Dick Everyman

Runners-Up:
"You want Lego? Even I can't afford Lego these days." (Desk Pilot);
"Sorry but arriving by flying sleigh is even more illegal than a small boat." (NOT Titus).