Winner: Ayeswideopen
Runners Up: 'Michael Gove hears that there are Russian 'lines' at the Ukrainian border' (SteveB), 'Ukraine motorcycle regiment all ready for action, sir. Bring it on!' (granger), ''Levelling up' claim by Tory transport minister after Northerner spotted riding motorised bicycle' (Peter Whitelaw)
Grateful Downing Street lackey heads to the Co-op for booze on his official bike
Post Covid HS2 details released.
Controversial new Highway Code rule requires cyclists to be jolly while dressed as East German border guards.
Michael Gove tasked with distracting the press from Partygate
'Levelling up' claim by Tory transport minister after Northerner spotted riding motorised bicycle