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As the Martian War Machine rose from the cylinder, the people of Uxbridge and South Ruislip rejoiced

Updated: Jul 28, 2023


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As the Martian War Machine rose from the cylinder, the people of Uxbridge and South Ruislip rejoiced. (from Camz)


RUNNERS UP

Audience mood about to change as band shouts "Everybody sing!" (apepper)

"All hail the giant Femidom from the sky!" (sinnick)

"Just do the finger thing. We'll get served quicker." (Camz)

'Let's sing the chorus really loud, to piss off everyone who actually likes this band!' said Toby. (Pat Ward)

More pictures emerge of Downing Street lockdown parties. (dick everyman)

Yet again,the Mexican wave had failed to launch : perhaps they should wait until after the eulogy. (FlashArry)

Socialist youth overjoyed as they flock to unburstable red bubble (mcdabble)



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Ayeswideopen
Jul 26, 2023

Are you sure the Rapture means going down a big tunnel?

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Pat Ward
Pat Ward
Jul 25, 2023

'Let's sing the chorus really loud, to piss off everyone who actually likes this band!' said Toby.

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