Winner: Adrian Bamforth
Runners-Up:
"Despite being seduced, hand fed & surrounded by not too subtle affirmations, Tristan could only think of George." (JoBo);
"Picking up a busker and a pizza was Jane’s idea of heaven on a Friday night." (Dick Everyman).
"I laced the annoying hippy's pizza with arsenic."
You ordered extra olives - you bloody well eat them
"Do you know what would make this moment perfect? Heroin."