Winner: Camz
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Runners-Up: "'Sod the threat of AI extinction,' mused Eve, 'if it takes over the washing and ironing I don't give a sh*t.'" (Dick Everyman); "'They looked like bank vaults', says drunkard, caught breaking open machines in laundrette." (Peter Halpin).