Jane Waited. That Missing Sock Would Turn Up Eventually. It Always Did.
- Kit Caboodle
- May 29, 2023
- 1 min read
Updated: Jun 4, 2023
Winner: Camz

Runners-Up: "'Sod the threat of AI extinction,' mused Eve, 'if it takes over the washing and ironing I don't give a sh*t.'" (Dick Everyman); "'They looked like bank vaults', says drunkard, caught breaking open machines in laundrette." (Peter Halpin).