Winner: Camz
Runners-Up: "'Sod the threat of AI extinction,' mused Eve, 'if it takes over the washing and ironing I don't give a sh*t.'" (Dick Everyman); "'They looked like bank vaults', says drunkard, caught breaking open machines in laundrette." (Peter Halpin).
Public "tiring of laundrette surveys" survey finds.
CERN Scientists Discover Fairy Particle.
Government COVID Whitewashing was harder than it looked, reflected Julie.
"When Rob suggested I go Surf-ing I had something nautical in mind".
'It's not the biggest apartment,' Lola sighed, 'but it's clean and the only one I can afford.'