Jessica Stared at her Father. She Wanted a Convertible, But Got a Teddy. He'd be Dead by Hogmanay.
Updated: Jan 2
Runners-Up: "After turning her brother into a teddy bear, Penelope considered what else she could do to the little snitch." (Lockjaw); "Lizzie's ventriloquism act was quite ... disturbing." (Flash Arry)