Jessica Stared at her Father. She Wanted a Convertible, But Got a Teddy. He'd be Dead by Hogmanay.
- Kit Caboodle
- Dec 26, 2022
- 1 min read
Updated: Jan 2, 2023
Winner: Camz

Runners-Up: "After turning her brother into a teddy bear, Penelope considered what else she could do to the little snitch." (Lockjaw); "Lizzie's ventriloquism act was quite ... disturbing." (Flash Arry)