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St Martin’s Congregation Prays for the Speedy Return of the Stolen Church Organ.

Updated: Jun 2

Winner: Dick Everyman

Runners-Up:


"When you said we'd be playing the Town Hall, I thought you meant inside." (Flash Arry);


"Could be worse. At least they don't have a banjo player." (Lockjaw)


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Scott Young
Scott Young
May 31

It’s a little known fact that when Donald Trump takes a dump, he employs a small band to play to cover up the noise he makes.

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bdbdab
May 27

Not that we're blowing our own trumpet etc., but we aren't standing in the pissing rain getting thoroughly soaked and looking like we haven't a plan.

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