Winner: Dick Everyman
Runners-Up:
"When you said we'd be playing the Town Hall, I thought you meant inside." (Flash Arry);
"Could be worse. At least they don't have a banjo player." (Lockjaw)
St Martin’s Congregation Prays for the Speedy Return of the Stolen Church Organ.
Updated: Jun 2
It’s a little known fact that when Donald Trump takes a dump, he employs a small band to play to cover up the noise he makes.
Not that we're blowing our own trumpet etc., but we aren't standing in the pissing rain getting thoroughly soaked and looking like we haven't a plan.