"Just 'Cause You Enjoy Ging Gang Gooly, Doesn't Mean We All Do."

Winner: Jobo

Runners-Up:

"The crew were beginning to realise that the bag of "magic mushrooms" they had bought had just been a Cup-a-Soup." (Lockjaw);

"I'm not saying I'm bored, but this will be the 35th night we've tried to summon the Prince of Darkness." (JeremyHowell10);

Meta Award: "So you say this tree had arms? Amazing!" (Flash Arry).