Winner: FlashArry
Runners Up: 'That Government 'Levelling Up' Agenda In Full' (Pat Ward), 'Monday - cheese and wine party with staffers at No10' (Peter Whitelaw)
After four hours brainstorming, Prince Andrew's defence team were on a roll ...
Updated: Feb 4, 2022
Climb in cupboard put fingers in ears and sit on pot til nanny comes
Dear Nanny
Was that a pot of invisible ink?
That Government 'Levelling Up' Agenda In Full.
January 2020
Monday - cheese and wine party with staffers at No10
Tuesday - BYOB and nibbles leaving party at No10…
Wednesday - staffers curry and quiz night at No10
Thursday - Prosecco tasting party in my flat - limit of 30 guests
Friday - Lulu coming round with some wallpaper samples - might as well take the opportunity to have a party
Saturday - another leaving party in my flat - I will give another one of my thank-you speeches
Sunday - darts and dancing night in my flat, mix-tape already set up from last weeks parties
'How to deal with a terrible case of Writer's Block', by Sue Gray.