Winner: apepper
Runners Up: 'Foolish guy 'man-splains' circumcision with a knife in his hand' (Ian Searle), 'Fancy a takeaway later 'cos I'll be starving after eating this sh*t' (Doctor Chutney), 'That's a perfect profile picture - our vegan friends will never know that we're roasting roadkill in the oven' (deskpilot3)