Man Weighs Up Which is Worse: Burning Urinary Tract or Taste of Cranberry.

Winner: Mr Lemon Curry

Runners-Up: "Mateus Rosé - are you man enough?" (Flash Arry);

"Kev fancied himself as a bit of a legend.

Nobody tells him what to do.

He would often use twice the recommended amount of squash in his cranberry juice mixer."

(Gerontius)