Marge was Relieved to be Hoisted Out of "The Burning Man" Festival by Helicopter.

Winner: Sinnick

Runners-Up:

"After 50 years of his wife complaining about his hobby, Alf’s trebuchet was finally ready to launch." (Bill Clay)

"Have you got a moment, Madam? I'm researching the effectiveness of swinger double entendres as pickup lines". (Sydalg)