Winner: FlashArry
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Runners Up: 'Don't tell anyone but there's a quadruple vodka in this, Gavin Williamson's top aide admits after a tough week' (jimskinz), 'Unbelievable but drinking this canal water keeps your teeth white and puts a sparkle in your eyes!' (Not titus)