Winner: Sinnick
Runners Up: 'NHS states having someone posing as a surgeon is not the same as employing a surgeon' (lockjaw), 'NHS surgeon unhappy as "spanking new ECG monitor" turns out to be metronome' (jimskinz)
That new ventilator should arrive about next March, Mr Hancock. Good luck in the meantime!
Updated: Oct 8, 2021