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Congress in favour of Asteroid impact

The Senate has approved $120bn earmarked for an 'asteroid enabling fund’. The White House Press Secretary was forced to concede that there were positives to the end of civilization: ‘It distracts from bad news, it keeps our commitment to curb immigration and allows the Cockroaches to become our overlords.'

(from 2012)


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