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Death toll increases as Spice Girls’ Musical closes

Violence has broken out, once again, among clan-based warlords in Somalia, as news spread that the musical 'Viva Forever!' was to close in June. The Band released a statement: 'We’d managed to get the Islamists to put down their weapons, with soporific schmaltz and a simple message – Spice up your life. Drought and disease were held at bay by our cast rendition of ‘Wannabe’' But with the show's closure, we’ve been left absolutely devastated…and coincidently so has Somalia’.

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