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Durham Coalfield to be named after Thatcher – ‘The Black Pit of Despair’

Mayor Boris 'Man of the Hour' Johnson has suggested that places be remained after those that had the greatest impact on them – whatever the negative connotations. He hopes to rename Coventry 'Luftwaffe-ville', London Bus Routes the '7/7 Fun Ride' and branding Liverpool FC as the 'Kelvin MacKenzie First Eleven'. Mr. Johnson went on to say: 'Blah blah, flubble flubble, blah, blah blah!', which was greeted by enthusiastic applause.


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