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Ed Miliband enters Mars orbit



Having abandoned reality and ambitions within the Labour Party, Ed looks now set to abandon gravity as well. With a face that only Nick Park could love, Ed has all the strategic vision of a lobster in a pot. Now from his new orbit, Westminster will only appear as an infinitesimal spec, much like Ed’s election chances. NASA scientists are particularly keen to assess his relationship between energy and matter; does the electorate have the energy to vote for Mr. Miliband and does it matter?





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