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Magic Bean prices fall to lowest in months according to Jack the Giant Killer

The value of Magic Beans on the open market has fallen to its lowest level in months following remarks from the Goose that lays the Golden Egg.

The crypto-currency dropped in value from one cow earlier this week to less than three sausages per bean.

It follows minutes from a meeting of the Giant and Goose, which suggested it may raise interest rates, and a giants bean stalk.

Political events in Pantoland have also raised concerns, after falling out between the wicked Deep Mother and the two Ugly sisters.

Because of the approaching end of season, attributing a rise or fall in the price of Magic Beans single cause is difficult. But Baron Hard Up has pointed to the release of Alibaba and the Forty Thieves in December as one factor.

The minutes suggest that Aladdin's Wishy Washy Launderette might have to raise rates sooner than some had anticipated, and sell off some of its assets, and such as an old lamp.

That could have led to a knock-on effect of traditional investors who hold Magic Beans, as they pursue less risky assets instead like Golden Fleeces and Talking Mirrors.

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