The software firm, Mojang, was excited to announce a $2.5bn synergy between their smash-hit computer game and Microsoft’s Windows Vista. With all the stability of a copy of Windows purchased on a Taiwanese holiday, the new platform would have ten minutes of auto-loads every time you boot up.
Mojang's founders released a statement from their two-mile high Lego-like mansion: ‘It will be the same game, just a painfully unreliable version of its predecessors'.
