France’s First Lady was rushed to hospital on Friday complaining of exhaustion and an ironic sense déjà vu. The twice married woman was surprisingly astonished to discover that the man, with whom she had cheated on her previous husband with, may have been unfaithful. Meanwhile the President shrugged off, in Gallic fashion, any suggestion that he was conforming to a national caricature by cheating on his partner; as he brandished a cheese baguette, an onion necklace and a sense of cultural superiority.
