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Syrians flee A-level reforms


Hundreds of Syrians have fled coastal areas attempting to escape Michael Gove’s relentless changes to the sixth form sector. BBC reporters in neighbouring Lebanon said: 'Middle class parents are pulling their children out of the public sector as fast as they can.


‘Gruesome videos posted on the web appeared to show massacres of schemes of work and lesson plan cleansing. Mass graves of IB, BTEC and GCSE have been found alongside mutilated and burnt A/S syllabuses. Red Cross observers have referred to it as the act of brutal dictator, obsessed with creationism and Latin vocab.'



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