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The Daily Mail updates its dating profile

Said its Editor: ‘We like paying substantial libel damages, blatant racism and romantic meals. Ideally, we’d like to meet someone with similar interests in murdered prostitutes and immigration. We enjoy walks in countryside, sunsets and being judgmental about the death of homosexuals. Please swipe right, if you’d like to meet up and discover how a woman, 63, becomes PREGNANT in the mouth with baby squid’.

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