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Turkish President builds f**k off palace to get Kevin McCloud’s attention

A spokesperson explained: ‘Some are dictators like medals and tanks. This President likes fake coups and a choice of one hundred bidets. A mid-sized mansion and membership of NATO might be enough for an ordinary President. But this guy, needs a thousand bedrooms - mainly to conceal a lot of uncounted ballot papers.’

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