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Voters have 48 hours left to touch me, cautions Nick Clegg

In a stark warning to the British electorate, the Deputy Prime Minister has made it clear that we have only two days left to ‘run our fingers through his hair’. Faced with the prospect of an electoral wipe-out, the Lib Dem Leader’s body will be firmly ‘off limits’ should he fail to get re-elected.

In Cardiff, Mr. Clegg shocked voters by pulling his shirt over his head and allegedly shouting: ‘Say goodbye to these Abs’. A party spokesman explained: ‘You don’t know what you’ll be missing until he’s gone. If you liked it, then you should've put a ring on it’.


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