Stick a pony in me pocket,
I'll fetch the Suitcase from the van.
Cos if you want the best wines
And you don't ask questions,
Then Boris, I'm your man.
Cos where it all comes from is a mystery,
It could be the Co Op, Aldi or even Sainsbury's
It's like the changin' of their reasons,
And the U turns of their Policies
But here's the one that's drivin' me beserk,
Why do only Fools and Prime Ministers SMIRK!
God bless Downing Street,
Viva Downing Street,
Long live Downing Street,
Drinking ‘ Clink Clink ‘ in Downing Street,
Down Ya Neck in Downing Street,