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Kim Jong-un proposes EU border at 54th parallel

North Korean president Kim Jong-un has proposed a solution to the Brexit crisis by dividing Britain along the ’54th parallel’, with the southern half exiting the EU and the northern half staying inside it. Some have responded sceptically to the idea of following the guidance certified lunatic dictator with no regard for his nation’s welfare… [read...]

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NHS: ‘Is your life really necessary’

In a dramatic bid to solve problems of over demand in the health service the NHS has reworked the fuel saving war time slogan ‘Is your journey really necessary?’. A spokesman for the NHS said: ‘Posters will be going up shortly and as a further benefit we anticipate there should be a ‘trickle down’ effect into the private sector with increased workload to undertakers.’ [read...]

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