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Redknapp to be offered England job ‘provided he takes English lessons’. More soon.

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Saudi cannabis smoker stoned. More soon.

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Harry Potter must wear hi-viz tabard over invisibility cloak, rules HSE. More soon.

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Escaped female goats arrive on island and set up nanny state. More soon.

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