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Satan distances himself from Miliband following ‘Hell yes’ comment. More soon.

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Cameron offers Greece Ed’s Balls instead of Elgin’s Marbles. More soon

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Putin rules out seventeenth term. More soon.

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Katie Hopkins to leave UK if Labour wins; Cameron concedes defeat. More soon.

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UKIP Demonstrates its status as a proper mainstream party by fiddling expenses. More soon

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