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Medical tests show Boris Johnson ‘not actually a cartoon character’. More soon

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Leaky fish tank not fit for porpoise. More soon

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Flasher shamed into revealing he was Tory Minister for a Civic Society. More soon

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Queen arches her back, hisses and spits as Cameron tries to apologise. More soon

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Fresh at Sainsbury’s: Stratford branch manager’s testicles on a stick 50p each. More soon

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