Horse riders to carry poo-bags when on public roads

"It all started when I went to our local B&M", said Clayton resident James Bingley-Bongley.

"Why someone had their horse stood ten feet from the door rather than the carpark is a mystery in itself", he continued. "Then I thought 'I have to pick up after our Buster drops one, why isn't it the same for horses'".

He then started a petition and has upwards of ten signatures so far. Antipodean entrepreneur, Bertie Bollsock, has picked up on the idea and intends marketing them as Equine Ordure Bags if legislation goes through.

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Exclusive - Sue Gray forced to complete her report in Coventry monastery cloister

Friends of Sue Gray have told Newsbiscuit that for the past five months, senior civil servant Sue Gray has been holed up in a nondescript cloister in the ruins of St Mary's Priory in Coventry.

Stoic Sue Gray is said to have stood up quite well to being sent to Coventry to do her work and a significant part of the report is believed to include findings that were missed by Time Team experts when they conducted a dig at the site in 1999 that revealed the ruins.

Whilst she not known as a historian or archaeologist, it is believed that Sue Gray's extensive knowledge of how modern government works has enabled her to have a greater insight into the medieval period than most archaeologists will have had.

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Climate Change Deniers Have a Picnic in the Park

Winner: Sinnick

Runners-Up: "Britain’s synchronised swimming team make bold choice to begin performance with Bridge game." (@simonjjames); "Sirens down tools as pay talks collapse" (Flash ‘Arry)

Honourable Mention: "They're not buoys, they're gurls." (Lockjaw)