Hyperbolists just as bad as the Nazis

Unless you are a teenager who wears a beret, playing the Hitler card about modern conflicts, may overstate your case. Godwin's is clear, no crisis is as bad as the Holocaust but it still may be worse than trapping your finger in a drawer or voting for Nick Clegg. As one frantic internet forum exclaimed: ‘I always thought the UN were a bunch of Nazis. How wrong I was. All along it was the Nazis who were a bit like the UN!’.

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Greece votes to change billing address

Adopting a national policy of ‘the cheque being in the post’, Greece will now ignore all letters with red font. A European Central Bank (ECB) spokesperson released a statement claiming that: ‘Greece appears to have moved house but left no forwarding address. We discovered several million utility bills stuffed in their recycling box, and some mouldy feta cheese’.

The reply they got was: ‘You have the wrong number. No speekee German. Our accountant happens to be on holiday and our dog ate the invoice. Anyway, we’re in the process of changing banks’.

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Pensioner climbs Mount Everest but can't remember why he went up there

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