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Fury at BMW on empty motorway




A picture of a car 'hogging' the motorway middle lane at 5am has kicked off a row online. The picture shows a car in the middle lane on the M5 seemingly completely alone, with no other vehicles anywhere to be seen.


Frustrated by the white BMW driver, thousands have taken to Twitter to complain, raging that drivers should keep to the left and speculating that maybe the driver was a drug dealer or up to “no good”.


One enraged Twitter user “Furiosa27” said, 'it’s just like Mad Max out there, how the hell can he afford the petrol for that thing, he must be selling drugs, or organs or something.'


'I bet he’s a right c@nt - he’s hogging the whole motorway - bloody Beamer drivers,' said @rokatansky49.


'He hasn’t even used his winkers once when changing lane,' said @auntieentity39.

Threat level rises from ‘Boring’ to ‘We'll all going to die!’



Having invaded the Middle East a dozen times in the last hundred years, the UK's caped crusader routine - is less cape more crusader. A Downing Street spokesperson said: ‘Any connection between the threat level and this being an election year, is purely coincidental. The Islamic State is a threat we’ve known…or they will be, the moment we get involved. Which is why we would like to raise the investment opportunity for the arms industry from ‘rich’ to 'filthy rich'.’





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