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I’ll make everybody a non-dom, says Nadhim Zahawi


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In the latest tax cutting pledge from a Tory leadership hopeful, Nadhim Zahawi has said he’ll make everybody in the UK a non-dom if he becomes Prime Minister.


“It is the best way I know of to lower your personal tax bill,” he said. “This move will help ordinary working families with millions, or even billions, held in a low-tax offshore jurisdictions.”


The move immediately caused Sajid Javid to back Mr Zahawi’s campaign.


It also led to a big argument in the Sunak household about who was the best candidate.


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Ed Miliband enters Mars orbit



Having abandoned reality and ambitions within the Labour Party, Ed looks now set to abandon gravity as well. With a face that only Nick Park could love, Ed has all the strategic vision of a lobster in a pot. Now from his new orbit, Westminster will only appear as an infinitesimal spec, much like Ed’s election chances. NASA scientists are particularly keen to assess his relationship between energy and matter; does the electorate have the energy to vote for Mr. Miliband and does it matter?




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