Acting Education Under Secretary, Professor Stanley Unwin, has confirmed in a statement today that the new Ofsted school grades will not confuse parents.
He explained, “Ofsteddy's nudie systypol for granulating schools in Englebold firstly, secondly ad infinity and beyondly will not cause confucius for the Mummykins and Daddy bears, the Primula Minister hath quoth on Maunday after pronounciating ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. Deep joy.
The practice maketh perfect of issuing overalls onely or two-dly-wordle grade - either Outstanding-in-the-rainy-mold, Goodly, Requires Homely bangy bangy, sawy, sawy Improvements or In-Adel-quate singy the lovey songybobs, la, la - has been scrapped with immediate aftection. Happiness, oh yes.
Of-super-ted will continued-next-week-othon to inspectorate the Ivory Towers, gleamy, gleamy school bells dingy, dong against the same Highway to Hell standards, but will now only issue graded grains make finer flour related to individual aspects of love, kissy, kissy a school's preformed classrooms. RAAC, ooo-nasty”
Updated: Sep 15, 2024
Winner: Dick Everyman
Runners-Up:
"It's still life, Jim, but not as we know it." (Modelmaker);
Norman had been asked by 'Keith' to draw a cock-and-balls on the Thatcher portrait. (Sinnick)