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Queen Vic to leave EastEnders after 40 years



The iconic Pub is to move from EastEnders, four decades after it's first appearance on the soap.


In a statement the 40-year-old facade said it was "extremely sad" but also "very excited". It denied rumours that it had extensive work done in 2022 at a huge cost to the BBC.


The BBC has also announced EastEnders will broadcast a live episode on 20 February, which will include a plot outcome which will be decided by viewers who will be asked if vacant space on the square will become aVape shop run by Ian Beale, a Multi-story carpark, or charity shop.


Queenie said: "After 40 solid years on the square, I have decided it's time to move on to pastures new" leading to speculation that, ia departure from it's normal role, it is believed to have a part lined up as a sheep shed on Emmerdale.



Trump blames diversity for the lack of diversity



Having blamed all of America's ills on disabled parking and gender neutral cup holders, the President explained that the real reason we had so few minorities in The White House was checks notes because we have so many minorities in The White House. According to Trump, an excess of Mexicans had led to a bottleneck at The White House gates, making it impossible for fellow Mexicans to come in, so they could be deported in an orderly fashion.


He further elaborated, that plane collisions were caused by Woke air traffic controllers, the AI stock crash was the result of taking the knee and the Ukraine War could have been avoided if Ukraine had not been so busy with pronoun badges.


Through a series of hastily worded Tweets, Trump made it clear that Cancel Culture was forcing him to ban certain groups. Affirmative Action was really Negative. And the Me Too Movement was just asking for it.


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