In a little known clause within the peace deal brokered by the US President Donald Trump, Palestinians have been given the right to establish a new state near West Bromwich in the East Midlands of the UK. The area, roughly taking into account Walsall, Aldridge and pretty all of Sutton Coldfield to Leicester, has been offered in the agreement seemingly to the surprise of the UK Government.
“We’re trying to establish the exact nature of the agreement and the terms offer by Mr Trump”, said a flustered UK Prime Minister Sir Kier Starmer, “but at this stage it looks like a large part of the East Midlands will now be a separate Palestinian state, independent of the UK.”
It is thought that Mr Trump had reached a delicate part of the negotiations centring around the recognition of the right to statehood for Palestinians so he put a pin in a map and told the negotiating team, “there, you guys can have a state but it has to be there”. He was pointing almost directly at Tamworth, just off the M42.
It is unknown at this stage whether the largely Hamas run authority in Gaza and the West Bank have accepted the deal but reports are reaching us that heavy doubt is cast over the obligatory requirement to support UK Championship soccer club, West Bromwich Albion.
