Updated: Jul 15, 2025
Winner: DickEveryman
Runners-Up:
"Neil Young improvises a juggling act after mistakenly turning up at the Glastonbury Circus Stage instead of the Pyramid." (Midfield Diamond)
"Comedian struck by attack of microphobia." (Sirlupus);
Special Award to FlashArry for his efforts in recycling:
"Lazio falconer sacked for sharing explicit photos of prosthetic penis"
Updated: Jul 6, 2025
Winner: Deskpilot
Runners-Up:
"Serious question, Maria. When is your grandmother going to stop following us around with her camera?" (DickEveryman);
"I know it’s been a bad year, it's probably best you do jump. Don't worry I will find someone." (DocHoliday)
Updated: Jun 29, 2025
Winner: Dick Everyman
Runners-Up:
"Scientists discover arm-paralysing starfish also causes facial rictus." (Rob Falconer);
"Killer starfish claims another victim." (Lockjaw) / "Hero starfish saves another victim." (MrQ).
