The Cornet Section Performs a Variation on Mr Whippy’s Greensleeves Melody.

Winner: DickEveryman

Runners-Up:

"I think ordering the mushy pea flavoured cones was a mistake." (Lockjaw);

"That's an unusual flavour - it kinda lingers." (Sinnick)

"This is how I Would Talk to my Millennial Children. If They Still Spoke to me. "

Winner: Joe

Runners-Up:

"…and now, juggling four invisible objects…" (FlashArry);

"May I present the Emperor's new baby?" (Lockjaw).

Synchronised Swimming Events hit Hard by Drought.

Winner: Sydalg

Runners-Up:

"Masterchef self defence class gets underway." (Joe);

"DWPs new fit for work test labelled challenging." (TonyMc)