Another Three Months of Internship, and Dave Would Merit a Chair.

Winner: Lockjaw

Runners-Up:

""Stop using the bloody survey drone to take pictures of my bald spot."" (FlashArry);

"Tom Cruise awaits his cue to abseil in." (DickEveryman)

Bear Dressed as a Bear Fools Absolutely Everyone.

Winner: MrQ

Runners-Up:

"Yogi reflects on how built up Yellowstone Park has become over the past 60 years." (Modelmaker);

""Four years at RADA, to end up here..."" (FlashArry)

The Dark Lord Denies Eating Papa Smurf.

Winner: MrQ

Runners-Up:

"New pope offers a "breath of rancid air."" (Sirlupus);

"Vatican City submits surprise Eurovision entry." (Watchermark)