Synchronised Swimming Events hit Hard by Drought.

Winner: Sydalg

Runners-Up:

"Masterchef self defence class gets underway." (Joe);

"DWPs new fit for work test labelled challenging." (TonyMc)

Six New Contestants Battle it out on: 'Whose Hand Is That?'

Winner: MrQ

Runners-Up:

"Remaining members of conga line look on as leaders plunge to their death over low rooftop parapet." (Modelmaker);

"Swingers turn their backs on Coldplay." (Joe).

Discussions Begin on how to Decorate Derek's Torso Cake.

Winner: Lockjaw

Runners-Up:

"Rescinding the 'hung, drawn & quartered' sentence proves problematic." (Granger);

"We’re going to need a smaller stretcher." (DickEveryman)