The First Meeting of the Blazer Marketing Board and Everyone was on Brand.

Winner: Flash Arry

Runners-Up:

"... and so, welcome to the Rictus Smile Sufferers Support Group" (Lockjaw);

"Okay, so after Dave’s people have met Sally‘s people, Ken’s people will meet our people and we can start the conversation then." (DickEveryman)

Diehard Partygoers Discover Hell to be Very Much like Frinton-on-Sea.

Winner: Rob Falconer

Runners-Up:

"Guido Fawkes returns to Valencia." (SteveB);

"Trump announces "bigliest and bestiest Armageddon"" (APepper)

Couple on Seafront Startled to see Railings Have Been Painted.

Winner: SteveB

Runners-Up:

"Scarborough's Seagull Dispersal Officer really gives it his all!" (Lockjaw);

""Looks like another Kamala Harris voter."" (Perry A Mamigonian on Facebook)