'Surfers Against Sewage' Down to Last Surviving Member.

Winner: SteveB

Runners-Up:

"Mike found out the hard way that his dog had diarrhea." (Sinnick);

"Man waits 3 years at an out-of-service bus-stop before calling an Uber." (MrQ)

"Just Start Oils" Protestors Take to the Streets.

Winner: Dick Everyman

Runners-Up:

"It's still life, Jim, but not as we know it." (Modelmaker);

Norman had been asked by 'Keith' to draw a cock-and-balls on the Thatcher portrait. (Sinnick)

Shergar Found Under Leicester Pub Car Park.

Winner: Dick Everyman

Runners-Up:

".. and I hope you enjoyed your visit as much as I did." (Sinnick);

"Harry couldn't get human skulls but his latest design was still keeping most cold callers out." (Doc Holiday)